Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
