i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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