If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Quick, to the slutcave!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
pray to the hookup gods
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
How naked do you want me to be?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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