Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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