p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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