i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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