Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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