Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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