Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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