I didn't shave. On purpose
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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