Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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