yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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