So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You ate ashes out of my bong
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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