I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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