i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
