My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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