i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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