hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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