im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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