The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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