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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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