its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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