I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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