i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
