During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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