Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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