She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Found your dick twin last night
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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