with your own penis?
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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