I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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