i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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