This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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