pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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