I want to stick my p in your. b.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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