Umm I'm too high to move.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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