sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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