just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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