so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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