I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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