what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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