are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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