There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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