found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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