Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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