ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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