kristin has been a bad kristin
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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