I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
two words: eviction party
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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