He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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