so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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