awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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