if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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