Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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