ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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