think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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