I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
My ATM looks so different sober.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Randomize
