Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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