it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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