The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My breasts were aching with rage.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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